Then...Santa Claus made an unannounced late visit. I thank the gifted graphic artist who provided us with the seal of approval for Morrisville's school budgets!
I'll have to add "Leadership by Words" to my business lexicon along with "developing synergies" and "involuntarily downsized." Oops, sorry to all the high school teachers, I should have never said that.
And once we apply this regal seal, ask the question...are we REALLY bringing out the best, or preparing for bringing out the dead?
Note: In the office pool, I have the 4-6PM slot today for a witty commentary from jon. While I do appreciate everyone's comments, jons are pretty much along my same style of humor and I look forward to them!
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Whew, that's a lotta pressure!
Anyway, I've given this some thought, and as far as I can tell, there are more differences than similarities between Hellmann's Mayonnaise (HM) and William Hellmann, CPA (WHCPA). To mention just a few:
Awards/Prestigious Appellations:
HM = Blue Ribbon
WHCPA = CPA
Slogan:
HM = "Bring Out the Best!"
WHCPA = "That's why I'm here"
Primary Use(s):
HM = Make sandwiches moist, bind various salads together
WHCPA = Drain budgets dry, put School District in a bind
Served with:
HM = Sandwiches, salads
WHCPA = Hopefully a subpoena
Substitutes:
HM = Miracle Whip
WHCPA = "Substitutes? Why do we need 'em, can't we just get some volunteers?"
Not quite Jon, but how's this?
"Bring out the Hellmann's and bring out unrest."
Substitutes:
HM = Miracle Whip
WHCPA = "Substitutes? Why do we ..."
Quite frankly, I think WHCPA could use a good Miracle Whip to get him into shape.
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